Pamela the Poet

She's known as the queen of Baywatch and star of Borat's fantasy, but did you know that Pamela Anderson is a poet? Neither did I. But Playboy thinks so...here's an excerpt from her debut piece published in the most recent issue, entitled "Musings from the bed of Pamela."

The youth ... The wild that rose up from the ashes. The adults ... Living and dead that fought for our rights ... Artists ... Sweet artists .... Hold on ... Crazy, the world goes on ... And goes ....

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